Who's Half-Fast Charlie?

Grow With Half-Fast Charlie

NOT WEED! You need music marketing to grow your online presence! You need ta get your name on people's lips!

The Half-Fast Charlie Music Group can brand ya ass quick. We offer music publishing services that will establish your brand, increase your fan base, and increase your sales. We will show you how to rank in major search results, and strengthen your all-important social media channels until your fans think you're a #Music god. 

We work with you to build your brand and grow your music business. We disperse mechanical and performance royalties to you, your band, your producers, artists, etc. We don't need to prove our success. We need to prove YOUR success. 

Money talks, bullshit walks...

Get in touch with Half-Fast Charlie through the booking form and we'll help you get your plans to take over the world in motion fast af.

"What are we gonna do today, Brain?" 

"Same thing we always do, Pinky. Take over the world... take over the world..."

~ Pinky & The Brain ~Nickelodeon

Listen to Half-Fast Charlie

Half-Fast Charlie is helping you develop your marketing strategy to purley capture the imagination and loyalty of your fans. From a wealth of experience, research, and hard knocks, together we'll create a list of top marketing platforms for your specific audience. Afterwards, you'll know how to run a concentrated campaign on social media platforms for a single overall goal. With analytics at the forefront, we get insights generated from the ads to make groovy improvements that are easy for you to implement where ever you've decided to advertise.

Half-Fast Charlie will make ya famous

Half-Fast Charlie strikes the perfect balance between out-of-the-box thinking and keen trendwatching in the music branding department. If it sounds like we're passionate it's because we're muscians too. We're mostly (you included) all egotistical narcissicts who are down for whatever it takes to get noticed. We get it...

When it comes to promoting your music, you'd be right to assume that you have to do most of the work. Half-Fast Charlie will get your music published, and show you how to be outrageous enough to stand out from the crowd. 

We're musicians so we put our hearts into every project! 

Half-Fast Charlie will teach you to become famous and more importantly, to BE famous. It's all in the wrist...

"Your helping hands are at the end of your arms" ~ Katharine Hepburn

Amenities

By appointment only
24/7 availability

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Areas Covered

Worldwide