Grow With Half-Fast Charlie

NOT WEED! You need music marketing to grow your online presence! You need ta get your name on people's lips!

The Half-Fast Charlie Music Group can brand ya ass quick. We offer music publishing services that will establish your brand, increase your fan base, and increase your sales. We will show you how to rank in major search results, and strengthen your all-important social media channels until your fans think you're a #Music god. 

We work with you to build your brand and grow your music business. We disperse mechanical and performance royalties to you, your band, your producers, artists, etc. We don't need to prove our success. We need to prove YOUR success. 

Money talks, bullshit walks...

Get in touch with Half-Fast Charlie through the booking form and we'll help you get your plans to take over the world in motion fast af.

"What are we gonna do today, Brain?" 

"Same thing we always do, Pinky. Take over the world... take over the world..."

~ Pinky & The Brain ~Nickelodeon